Masturbation And Your Sex Life |
In relationships, it's important to keep things varied. You mustn't grow stale or you might start to look for a new dance partner. Alternatively you might just condemn yourself to a life of boring unsatisfactory sex. Well your relationship with your hand is no different - and as you're stuck with that one for life (well there's always the other hand... but he's a bit shit in bed) you may as well find some ways to spice things up. That's why I sometimes draw a face on my hand and pretend I'm getting a blow job... Okay that's not true, even I have more dignity that that.
If you're a man, chances are you probably wanked thousands of times in your life right now, but that most times it followed a fairly set pattern. Here are some ways you can add some spice back into your self-loving sessions without necessarily investing in a male masturbator.
Firstly, why not try lube? It's the most obvious variation, but one that many a tosser enjoys. You can buy specific lube for this occasion but that tends to feel a bit sad. Of course you can always buy it for use with a girl then use it afterwards - but it's only not sad if you've already used it with her... You can't fool me boyo!
If you don't have any specific sex oils to hand, then baby oil will work just as well. Things not to use: toothpaste, soap, shampoo or hair gel. They will hurt. I have seen concoctions of food stuffs you can put into a glass that the horny guy then uses as a fake vagina (it was in maxim I believe). But that's a hell of a lot of effort and pretty messy...
The posh wank is another favourite of the bored and sex-craving. Here you simply wank while sheathed in a condom. Personally I've never seen the appeal of this one - most of the time you're doing everything in your power to avoid using a condom. Anyway it's a clean method and something a bit different to try every now and then.
Another good one is to wank in the shower. This way you get the light pitter patter of the water drumming down on the head of your penis and you can fire at will without worrying about making a mess. It's nice in the bath too but has the downside of resulting in lots of stringy bits of cum floating in the water with you. Gross.
It might sound strange to be thinking of ways to improve sex with yourself, but when you do it so often... why not?
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